{"product_id":"the-cavemen","title":"The Cavemen","description":"\u003cp\u003eTransplanted Kiwi London garage punk miscreants reissue debut LP. For fans of The Stooges, The Gun Club, Eddie Cochran (on speed) and The Cramps. Two weeks before they left the shores of their native New Zealand for the grimy cobblestones of London, garage-punk miscreants The Cavemen attempted a tour in support of their first album. What went down was equally chaotic as the 19 minutes of puerile degeneracy found distilled on their debut release. Youth halls were desecrated, now-defunct venues were soiled and an ill-fated final show in a graveyard was cancelled when the tour vans engine exploded and a passing motorist collided with bassist Nick Caveman. This first record is a funny, tuneful rampage of hedonistic juvenile delinquency, grave robbing fantasies and substance \/ self abuse-themed anarchy, from the opening blast of \u003ci\u003eMentally Ill\u003c\/i\u003e to the climactic kiss-off \u003ci\u003eTrash Talkin' Paint Huffin' Girl\u003c\/i\u003e. The stand-out tunes include unconventional my girlfriend dumped for the leader of a Nazi biker gang anthem \u003ci\u003eRides With The Reich\u003c\/i\u003e (\"Gee I, don't wanna kiss ya, I'm in love with Adolf Hitler\"), the shouty Motorhead-name checking alcoholic celebration of \u003ci\u003eAt The Pub\u003c\/i\u003e (\"I was born (at the pub), went to school (at the pub), fell in love (at the pub), had my kids (at the pub), had a beer (at the pub), had a fight (at the pub)\") and manic mid-term meltdown School Sucks (\"kill the teachers, burn the homework, smash the classroom\"). There's pretty much a racket to suit every form of deviancy, from the sex, drugs and punk rock self-abasement of Rock N Roll Retard and Glass Breakfast – frontman Paul Caveman giving good Lemmy on the latter – to the necrophilia-based antics of chucklesome, worryingly catchy shock-rocker \u003ci\u003eFuck For Hate\u003c\/i\u003e and \u003ci\u003eStand By Your Ghoul's\u003c\/i\u003e ode to cadaver-based love. The whole record clocks in at under 30 minutes, making it the perfect rude 'n' crude warm-up music for any imminent crime spree. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eLP - 180 Gram Blood Red Vinyl with Two Bonus Tracks.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Dirty Water Records","offers":[{"title":"CD","offer_id":50497332937035,"sku":"1029475","price":12.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0867\/1120\/6219\/files\/ded2376e-7725-4818-90a7-ae47ec06e0d9_thumbnail_4096.jpg?v=1727727367","url":"https:\/\/shop.roughtrade.com\/de\/products\/the-cavemen","provider":"Rough Trade","version":"1.0","type":"link"}