The Worm Book

Hark! A tale of yore that befalleth our fair England and the brave Grunter rebels who didst fight to save it! A most foul Worm didst wake and ascend from the bowels of our Earth once disturbed, threatening to swallow the land whole. But lo! The Grunters didst rise to the challenge, and with courage and wit, they didst attempt to carry their great duty to fulfil their destiny! Herein lieth the tale of the Grunter rebels and the laidly Worm, a tale that shall be remembered for evermore!