It's Soooo Boring

Dicklord rack it up for that debut album release… It's Sooo Boring. Australia's Dicklord have decided to capture their obnoxious noises in a recorded thingo. Don't let the title deceive you as this album is anything but boring. Only bored people get bored, so if you think its boring then You're Boring. Good. This very Aussie 8 track record has 4 unreleased freshies on one side, our EP. The B-Side is a mixture of our classics, full of their favourite things, such as choads, baking cakes, and telling people to get effed. Hailing from some god forsaken shit hole comes Dicklord. With a sound as fresh as mud and smell to match, these 4 humans(?) make some noises with archaic instruments and a basic knowledge of maths. They pretend to be some kind of violent gang from the 1950s, all switchblades and bandannas, but sound more like rollerblades and bananas. What makes this bunch of reprobates stand out from the crowd is the fact that when they show up, the crowd moved away from them. It could be the smell but science is still out in that one. They have however carved out a niche for themselves in the abstract form of punk rock, (well, if they spat a bit more on stage they would have) where fans will listen to any old shit.